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KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE

KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,
KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI…

MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…

 

Machar Ne 1 Aadmi Ko Din Mein Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Raat Mein Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola Ghar K Haalat Kharab Hain Ovr Time Kar Raha Hun

 

What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?

 


A. In both case you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

 

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Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,

Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.

 

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

 

Poonam ki raat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai k apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.

 

Chaand ko garoor hai ki
Uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
Ki mera dost langoor hai.

 

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