horror scene
Question:-What is
Ans:-When u r having sex with a pregnant woman and SUDDENLY a hand holds
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A young lady in the maternity
A young lady in the maternity ward(humour)
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the
midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. “I’m
afraid I don’t have a husband” she replies.
O.K. do you have a boyfriend?” asks the Midwife
No, no boyfriend either.”
“Do you have a partner then?”
“No, I’m unattached, I’ll be having my baby on my own.”
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
“You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you
see
her, that the baby is black”
“Well,” replies the girl. “I was very down on my luck, with no money and
nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie.
The lead man was black.” “Oh, I’m very sorry,” says the midwife, “that’s
really none of my
business and I’m sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but
I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair.”
“Well yes,” the girl again replies, “you see I desperately needed the
Money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else
Could I do?”
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the midwife repeats, “that’s really none of my business
and
I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes.” “Well yes,”continues
the girl, “There was a Chinese man also in the movie.”
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents Her
to
the mother, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the Bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, “Well thank god for that!”
“What do you mean?” says the midwife, shocked. “Well,” says the girl, “I
had
this horrible feeling that it was going to bark.”
