October 26, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Angry Husband
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
What are you doing he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover I told you he was stupid
My Girl is Pregnant
Remember that little “nympho” from a few months ago? Well, she is pregnant and her Dad and brothers are after YOU!!
Scratched Car
Someone has got a scratched car and you were seen doing it. The owners
want compensation NOW!… And an apology. You did do it.. or didn’t you??
Text Stalker
Really set up a mate!! They’ll be accused of Stalking by Text and reported to
the Police!! Just hope they have a sense of humour when they find out it was you all along!!
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August 22, 2007 at 7:50 pm
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a five rupee coin and 2 in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
“Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER
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